Wednesday, 24 February 2010

Jeepers Creepers

Why is it that when you want something so bad, you don't get it. But when you get on with it and become happy and content with what you have and gaining, shit comes up and pisses on you. All over you like a monsoon in Mumbai. (never been, but just saying)

The time when you eagerly want someone or something to happen, then have to put up with the dissapointment and get on with life, then that shit creeps up on you when you don't realise it. I see things, little things and it's annoying! Maybe I'm just looking too much into things, but I guess that's me! Or maybe it's because I watched Vanilla Sky today! Ahhh well....

On a lighter happier, much happier note. Here's me and him! :)
East meets East!



Some may say that I look really Chinese here. Personally, I don't think so! I mean, what exactly gives it away that I'm from any sort of Asain background!?
Answers on a postcard please!
Bisous! X

Mal Returns

Yes, that pillock of a teacher (who I hate at uni) said I needed to add a lot more to my final piece of my radio programme project!
Oi! If you had mentioned it in the damn brief then I would have done so you fucking old git!
Anyway, I'm working on it now you dry bones, so when you receive it, be greatful I haven't put any anthrax on it so you would die! Yes, die!!!! Watch your back homie! I know where you work fool! Cha!

.....Rant over.
Hello guys! :)

Thursday, 18 February 2010

Pornbooth

When my little brother Dylan doesn't watch porn, we photobooth ourselves. The novelty will run off Dylan, so back to pornnnn!

Hello Kitty Kitty!

My friend Naomi, know as Nomes to us girls did the talk over to this! Haha!
Love it hun!


Surely you got the whole porcelain set of it, so can I have it please! =)

Wednesday, 17 February 2010

Wednesday Roast


Toby Carvary time! :)
Myanh wasn't shy.



Kuei came through quite well.



Bobby came harrrrd and that skinny shit still stays slim!



And me, I came with just 3 ingredients! As always!



All washing it down with a dollop of poo!




Tuesday, 16 February 2010

If You Don't See Me Tomorrow.







This is why!
I sleep next to a plug, and I know one day, or night, I will blow up from it.

Sleep well tonight! I know, errrr I will! =S
Bisous! X

Exes

Exes are exes for a reason, alie? The ones who you thought you'd spend your whole life with during that time and that time only! The one that you would actually do anything for that person.
But things change, and change in a big way. You break up, dwell on it, get depressed over it. Do things to help you get over it. Cry over it and even think about getting back together! But you then think, you broke up for a reason. That reason is still there and is valid.

Never should you regret being with your ex, as it has made you what you are today, but! Remember what is present. Me, you, there and then!
That's all I'm saying.
Appreciate what you have, as you will never know what you've got until it's gone. True stories!


Subject 1

The Danish guy


The Chinese girl




You Will Never Get What You Want!

...period!




Monday, 15 February 2010

Pondering...

You wait and you wait and you wait, and, wait some more. Actually, I'm still waiting.
Perhaps maybe I should of not said anything.
Perhaps I shouldn't of thought about it.
Perhaps I should of just left it.
Perhaps I should of brushed it over my shoulder, but no.
It's quite a big deal.

The Mini Eggs don't help!

FIX IT!

Sunday, 14 February 2010

Pre Dinner




This was used for our dinner... It must've hurt to produce this....



Verdict soon come...

Grrrrr! Happy New Year!




As she says... Happy Chinese New Year!
Supposedly it's meant to be my year, as it is the year of the Tiger! Grrrrr!

Has it been my year?
Well, so far so good!
The ending of last year ended on a high. Having the best of friends getting me through the tough times and being that extra shoulder to cry on or be my Jeremy Kyle for the night by shouting abuse and realistic solutions on my life. (Thanks A.R.K! )

Uni work has be good, work is enjoyable and something pretty special has come out of it! Call me lame or sad, but the emo is coming of me. Not emo as in depressed emo, but emo as in emotionally thingy.... :)

The year so far has been a success. Let's see how long it lasts! (the realistic Jeremy Kyle kicks in now)

Right now, geek is making me a Valentines dinner! It's a goody, but downfall is, he added onions and bloody celery to the dish! I guess I just have to hold my breath when I eat the dinner and pretend it's yummy! :) Hah!

Here's my boredom side for u right now!......



Happy New Year douchbags!!!!
Bisous! X

Wednesday, 10 February 2010

You Fat Piece of Shit!

The 2 worst words in one sentence! Arghhh!
Those who know me well will know what I mean!


Kudos to Gasa for this picture! :)

Monday, 8 February 2010

Life is Green!

One of the only veg I seem to like...



Someone want to take me to Misato please?
Bisous! X

Monday, 1 February 2010

Food Poisoning Makes You Drink JD

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It then makes you feel drowsy...
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To then getting merry and drinking it half naked! =P
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Haha!